Star Wars means a
lot to me.
As I stated in my first blog for Gaming AM, the way it
influenced me as a child altered my perception of escapist pop culture forever and,
more importantly, how I consume it. This
is one of the reasons I grew to dislike the prequels with such disdain the more
I considered them. Apart from their many
narrative flaws, they suffered from a far more egregious problem: their few strengths were not enough to
overcome their numerous weaknesses.
I couldn’t, in the end, forgive the prequels for their sins. There was no redemption, no return to the
light, for these three accursed Sithspawn.
Which isn’t to say that good things haven’t
come from the wreckage of George Lucas’ misbegotten effort to whitewash our
affection for the classic trilogy by burying us in prequel pap.
There were entertaining video games, novels and comic books aplenty
set during the prequel era. None of them
were perfect, but they were engaging enough that they helped increase awareness
of the positive aspects of their source material and help us see them in a more
pure light, separated from the murky quagmire of George Lucas’ technologically
advanced but spiritually vacant storytelling.
The prequels gave us a great animated TV show called Star Wars: Clone Wars. It got off to a rocky start with the movie
premiere, clearly three separate episodes pulled apart and put back together with
terrible pacing in a failed attempt to showcase what the storytelling themes
and principal relationships would be.
The fact that Clone Wars
survived the cinematic abortion that was The
Motion Picture speaks more to its strength as compelling television than
anything else.
So yeah. I recognize
that the prequels were the birthing grounds for a number of fun, if ultimately
unimportant, nerd distractions. And this
isn’t to disparage the hard work of all the writers, artists, developers and
actors associated with those productions.
They’re exactly what they were meant to be: licensing tie-ins that were
equally cynical and romantic.
Which brings us, circuitously, to The Force Awakens.
I’ve seen the film three times, never leaving my seat to go
to the bathroom or respond to a text or phone message. From opening crawl to the last of the staff
roll, The Force Awakens has scored a
hat trick on me.
The first time I saw it was on December 17th,
2015, the Thursday night before the official premiere, and I was in a theater
packed full of fellow fans eager to see what Disney and J.J. Abrams had in
store for us. I turned off my critical
eye and watched purely as an enthusiast that hadn’t read a single spoiler. I only exposed myself to official trailers
throughout the lifespan of this film’s marketing blitz. I didn’t even watch any of the ‘behind the
scenes’ stuff Disney officially released along the way
The second time I saw the movie was with my mother, who was
ultimately the gatekeeper back in ’77 when I asked her to take me to see the
movie in the summer of that year. Ever
since then, Star Wars is the one
thing that me and my mother share in the same fashion we did back when I was an
excitable child ready to be thrilled by tales of heroic adventure. We’ve seen every Star Wars movie in the theater together since then, and when we go
I allow myself to completely become her son once again. I abandon my mature self and am just ‘Tommy’,
sitting in the theater with ‘Mommy’ and watching good guys and bad guys fight
with light swords and laser guns.
Although I can’t help but sneak a sidelong look at her face now and
again to see how she’s reacting. My
mother is not a very sophisticated person, being a Greek immigrant with a 4th
grade education but the heart of an immortal.
I love watching her perpetually lit up eyes and wondrous smile as she
sees new adventures taking place in these familiar environs. I’m thinking about watching Clone Wars with her. I think she wouldn’t take the CGI very
seriously, but I believe she’d enjoy it once she grasped who the characters
were and which relationships mattered.
The third time I watched The
Force Awakens, it was as a critic.
Not of the film as an individual work of digital entertainment, mind
you. I could criticize the lack of
logical storytelling in a number of instances including:
- 2 seat TIE Fighters
- Poe and Finn not needing oxygen masks to pilot said TIE Fighter
- Rey knowing how to do EVERYTHING ‘like a baos’ despite being an underprivileged person on a backwater world with limited access to the resources necessary to evolve into a Mary Sue
- Han Solo and Chewie being right where they needed to when the Millenium Falcon escaped Jakku’s atmosphere.
- The Falcon jumping to hyperspace inside of a freighter without any preparation or course plotting at all
- Finn being able to use a lightsaber without cutting his own head off
- Poe Dameron surviving AND finding his own way off Jakku to return ot the Resistance
- Starkiller Base not making any damn sense at all
- Landing on the surface of Starkiller Base at lightspeed without dying
- Resistance ships and the Falcon escaping the birth of a sun without being vaporized or their pilots melting into puddles
Before any of you Star
Wars nerds start white knighting
the movie here, I’ll do us both the kindness of unhorsing you right now.
You see, I TOO am a Star
Wars white knight.
I own and have read all of the technical manuals,
adaptations and novelizations of the new film.
I’ve read all the post Disney acquisition novels, whether
they say ‘Journey to The Force Awakens’
at the top or not. And yes, Disney has
confirmed that if it has the Mouse’s blessing, it’s canon.
I can extrapolate my own explanations for any of this stuff
from either the source material or by simply getting out my Jedi shovel and
filling the plot holes with enough Star
Wars geek dirt to satisfy my need for things to make sense.
Just like I did with the classic trilogy, which also has its
share of nonsensical bullshit:
·
Princess Leia’s hair
·
R2-D2 rolling around the desert and never
getting stuck or suffering environmental damage
·
Jawas roving around on a planet at the ass end
of space that somehow happens to have enough stray droids in the desert that
they can make a business of collecting them, refurbishing them and pawning them
off on country bumpkins
·
Greedo shooting first
·
Monsters in trash compactors in military space
stations run by oppressive regimes
·
Planet disintegrating superweapons defended by only
a dozen single manned spacecraft and a sprinkling of defense turrets
·
A magical superpower delivering payload down a
narrow shaft that can destroy said planet disintegrating superweapon in a
single shot
And this is just the FIRST
film. There are just as many examples in
the other movies.
But here’s the thing.
We forgive Star Wars for its
narrative failings because when Star Wars
works, it does so because it makes us care about the more important aspects of
the story. The characters. Their journeys. Their conflicts and struggles. The larger picture of toppling a militant
organization that subjugates the innocent.
Of reuniting with long lost families and helping overcome their
weaknesses. Of finding redemption and
returning to the light.
The classic trilogy works, despite its numerous silly plot
miscues, because it has the heart where
it counts.
It is for this reason that the prequels fail to survive the
same kind of scrutiny. They lack the
conviction of the classic films, the vibrant soul that is more about myth than
money, about substance over style, about the telling and not the technology.
If I may nerd out a bit here, the Force is with the classic
trilogy. The prequels…not so much.
So. The Force Awakens.
Is the Force strong with it?
Well, for the most part, yes. The film has many narrative shortcomings and
nonsensical plot points but, like the classic trilogy, its strengths far
outweight its weaknesses and are therefore forgivable.
But there are a few missteps that I do NOT forgive. It doesn’t mean I suddenly dislike this
movie. I still very much like it. But this is a rare case of a film I loved
having some things in it that I absolutely hate. I will still buy the BD on day one, and watch
it numerous times. I still embrace The Force Awakens. But when I do so, I’ll be making sure not to
brush up against some of its bigger warts.
Star Wars
primarily matters to us because of how it affects us as enduring pop
culture. It’s a global phenomenon,
touching each of us because of the characters, their struggles and their
relationships. These are truly the
things that matter the most in Star Wars,
why it has gone beyond the realm of ‘disposable entertainment’ in human culture
and become an artistic monolith for people to circle around and give praise to
for as long as the Mouse, or whoever inherits it after him, keeps producing
content that sustains its relevance.
Yeah, the ships are cool and the laser sword fights are fun to watch,
but the action doesn’t carry the weight.
It’s the people flying those
ships and holding those laser swords.
The Force Awakens betrays
its characters in three ways that just bug me.
Here they are.
1.) Han letting Maz
Kanata give Luke’s lightsaber to Finn without protest
This is the scene shortly after Rey has refused to take Luke
Skywalker’s lightsaber and she runs into the forest. Just after that, Han and Finn make their way
into the basement of the ancient barkeep Maz Kanata’s cantina and she insists
that Finn take the weapon into the coming battle.
Han registers some skepticism about Maz having the fabled,
and long lost, relic and she dismisses his scrutiny by saying, essentially,
‘another story for another day’. Never
mind that she may end up dying as a result of the coming battle and its
information that people need to know.
Maz’s tidy sidestep of the question isn’t the problem.
It’s that Han just lets Finn take the weapon without saying
a single word.
Look, I understand Han has fallen into something of a funk
since his son Ben was seduced by the Dark Side, and that gives him some
heebeejeebies about anything having to do with the Force. But do you seriously mean to tell me that his
own reticence on the subject is stronger than the compassion and protectiveness
he would certainly feel upon seeing Luke’s lightsaber dangling in front of
him? That he would just stand by and
watch as a family heirloom, a family he belongs to by the way, is just handed
on to a person he met a few days ago and really knows nothing about? Even if this person were to somehow remind
him of Luke in some ways (which is never substantiated, and even if it were, it
still isn’t enough rationale)?
Hell.
No.
I do not accept Han just standing there and watching that
happen. I do not accept him letting that slide.
I would accept him
snatching the weapon before Finn can lay a hand on it and saying something
along the lines of ‘I don’t care what you think about this thing, Maz. It belonged to one of my best friends, my
brother-in-law and a person I and someone I love care for very deeply. I don’t know where Luke is, but this belongs
to him and I’m not just going to let you pawn it off on a cowardly former
stormtrooper just because you’ve been around a thousand years. I’ll be holding on to this. Luke is MY blood. This is MY decision. Not yours.’
I know Han reveres Maz.
He even says so just before entering her cantina. But Han is also an emotional person, a person
of impulse. Even if he HAS come to
accept the Force, even if he HAS embraced the idea that Maz ‘knows a lot of
things’ and understands the Force, given EVERYTHING that happened between
himself, Luke, Leia and, most importantly, Ben Solo, that lightsaber is a
cipher, a nexus, for all the swirling emotions and sentiments surrounding the
most important parts of Han’s life.
No matter how scared he is of facing his past, returning to
Leia or dealing with the fallout of Luke’s disappearance, this movie doesn’t do
enough to convince me that he’d be all right with Finn taking the weapon. Rey, maybe.
But not Finn.
2.) Chewie not
acknowledging Han’s death to Leia upon returning to the Illenium system.
First of all, J.J….you can’t just remove the letter ‘M’ from
Millenium and call it a system. Fucking lazy.
But that’s a nitpick.
The real problem is that after the destruction of Starkiller
Base, the surviving fighter pilots comes home and are greeted by an adoring mob
of soldiers and technicians. Chewbacca
walks off of the Falcon’s gangplank
and passes by General Leia Organa. The
two don’t even look at each other.
There’s nothing there, even though Leia felt and Chewie SAW Han get murdered by Kylo Ren. Instead, it’s the movie’s protagonist Rey that
gives Leia the sympathetic gesture.
In fairness, Han and Rey established a pretty decent
relationship throughout the film and I buy that Rey would have felt some sense
of loss at the elderly scoundrel’s death.
Especially given that she knows everything
about everything and has had her
whole life to romanticize people like Luke Skywalker and Han Solo and ships
like the Millenium Falcon. I’m not ready to pass judgement on Rey’s
status as a Mary Sue just yet. The Force
is working in mysterious ways with her and that story is not fully told. Patience, padawans.
But for Chewie, who Leia has known and been friends with for
thirty years, a veritable brother in all that time, the UNCLE of her CHILD
(come on, you think Chewie wouldn’t be
a part of that family given his relationship with Han?) and a steadfast ally
ever since their first meeting on the Death Star, to just stroll past Leia to
stand amongst the Resistance throng, BACK FUCKING TURNED TO HER no less, so
that Rey can have her screen time with General Organa, is a complete betrayal
of the relationships that exist between them.
Think of how conflicted Chewie must be about all of this. He
watched as Ben Solo murdered his best friend, who he had a life debt to and was
unflinchingly loyal towards regardless of the stakes, in cold blood. How many times did Chewie hold that kid? How many times did he take him for ice cream
or to the park to play on the swings or wrestle with him and let him win just
to put a smile on his face?
And then he shoots Ben.
Shoots that kid. Because he
(understandably) lost his temper over Han’s fate.
I get it. Chewie’s a
product. He’s a plush toy waiting to be
sold. But in the story, the area where his legacy to pop culture matters on a level
that goes beyond the manufacturing of consumer goods, he’s a warrior.
A pilot.
A friend.
An ally.
A brother.
And HE should have been the first one to embrace Leia upon
seeing her in the Illenium System.
They’ve both lost someone immeasurably important to them.
There is no –NO- justification for the way Chewie and Leia (don’t) respond to each other in this scene. I hate this more than anything I’ve ever disliked in Star Wars. I hate it more than Jar Jar. I hate it more than rontos blocking the frame in Mos Eisely. I hate it more than Hayden Christiansen appearing at the end of the Special Edition of Jedi.
There is no –NO- justification for the way Chewie and Leia (don’t) respond to each other in this scene. I hate this more than anything I’ve ever disliked in Star Wars. I hate it more than Jar Jar. I hate it more than rontos blocking the frame in Mos Eisely. I hate it more than Hayden Christiansen appearing at the end of the Special Edition of Jedi.
I hate it more than Greedo shooting first.
It is fucking inexcusable and Disney owes us all an apology.
Or at least a version of the movie with a better take of
this scene. Maybe in the Special
Edition.
3.) Leia not going
with Rey to find Luke
This one bugs me too, and is the final stroke in the ‘Disney
is trying too hard to pass the torch’ painting that this film showcased.
By this point in the movie, our skulls are numb with the
message. The classic trilogy actors are
old. You want to focus on the new.
That’s cool. The new
cast is great so far. I like Finn a LOT
more than I thought I would. Poe seems
like a fun guy, but he needs to be with the group in the next movie. Put Rey and Finn in the gunwells and Poe and
Chewie at the cockpit of the Falcon and
you have a formidable team. Plus, the
characters all get along really well and I can forsee myself liking this new
family of misfits very much
But first thing’s first.
You made this entire movie about finding Luke
Skywalker. That is the narrative carrot
you’re dangling before our heads as an audience and the characters’ heads as
well. It’s the main motivating factor
behind the First Order’s actions in this film.
And later on, it’s established that Leia desperately wants her brother
to come back home, presumably to do a number of things:
- Help save her son from the Dark Side
- Help the Resistance in their fight with the First Order
- Be a family again
- Help him overcome his own grief at his failure to establish a new Jedi order and Ben’s betrayal
It’s understandable that the older characters are relegated
to support roles, with Han playing the part of ‘aged mentor’ in this film and
Luke being the legendary wizard who must be sought out so that wisdom may be
gained (I can’t wait to see what happens with him in Episode VIII). Han’s final
arc was in this movie and Luke’s story is likely to be finished in the next one,
or perhaps in the next two. So we know
that the writers have plans for all of these older characters that are such an
important part of the Star Wars
tapesstry. Which means we know the
filmmakers are aware of the personalities that define these characters.
While a less egregious misstep than Chewie and Leia passing
by each others as though they’re complete strangers following Han’s death, this
one is a problem as well. If Leia is so
desperate to find Luke, why isn’t she on the Falcon with Chewie and Rey?
Especially after Han’s nurder.
Especially after the heroes failed to bring Ben home. Especially when, upon seeing his lightsaber
in REY’S POSSESSION (because there’s no way she wouldn’t show it to Leia or
talk about it), after being gone so long and with her needing him more than
ever, she must also want to see him
more than ever.
Family. You
know. Like her brother Luke
Skywalker. And CHEWBACCA, who makes the
trip to the first Jedi temple at the end with Rey and R2-D2.
Anyway, I understand why it needed to be Rey that climbed
the steps to find Luke at the end. It’s
mythological. It’s the student ascending
the path to take tutelage from the master.
It’s an archetypal storytelling device.
And it could be argued that Leia, understanding how the Force works and
sensing Rey has a destiny that aligns with Luke’s, may even be willing to wait
patiently by the Falcon’s ramp along
with Chewie and Artoo for her to return with the wayward Jedi.
But to not even make the trip to see her brother that she’s
been desperate to bring back into the fold?
In the days following Han’s death and the potential hope that Ben Solo
can be brought back into the light? When
she knows there’s every possibility Luke may not want to return and needs to hear otherwise from the person that
matters to him the most?
Like I said, I understand.
Rey is the hero now. That is
fine. I like Rey and hope they don’t
fuck her up in the next two chapters.
But Disney Mister
Mouse.
Respectfully.
You can’t push aside or ignore thirty years of resonance for
the sake of establishing something new.
You need to deal with ALL of the various aspects of the story you’ve
chosen to include in the follow up film and handle them in a responsible,
intelligent and respectful fashion.
Leia is in The Force
Awakens. She’s likely in the next
one too. Maybe even Episode IX.
You need to write her better. She needs to be more believable and accurately
portrayed in her thoughts, decisions and actions. She’s simply too strong and charismatic a
presence in these films to be so casually neglected.
Again, I must stress that despite my grievances with The Force Awakens, I enjoyed the film
and consider it essential for any Star
Wars fan. It’s a really good movie
with a great new cast, an adventurous spirit and enough callbacks that it feels
like it belongs ‘A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…’
With three really shitty parts.
That’s a LOT more than I can say for the prequels.
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